WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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