school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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