Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.