he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?