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come over

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yeah sure

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wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10

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(214): come over (1-214): yeah sure (1-214): wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10 http://tfl.nu/qceh

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(636): View more from Missouri

His pubic hair was longer than his dick

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(636): His pubic hair was longer than his dick http://tfl.nu/f6nh

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.

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(413): then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man. http://tfl.nu/6mq0

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(631): View more from New York

He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.

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(631): He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer. http://tfl.nu/ikr9

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.

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(262): You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk. http://tfl.nu/u9t6

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(516): View more from New York

Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.

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(516): Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex. http://tfl.nu/fp8n

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(831): View more from California

i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila

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(831): i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila http://tfl.nu/efvv

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(770): View more from Georgia

You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.

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(770): You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned. http://tfl.nu/2qpc

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.

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(978): Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance. http://tfl.nu/nlqh

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(845): View more from New York

Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12

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(845): Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12 http://tfl.nu/01a6

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.

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(724): I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast. http://tfl.nu/94l7

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(434): View more from Virginia

Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.

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(434): Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them. http://tfl.nu/1lvf

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(585): View more from New York

we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT

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Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.

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(585): we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT (1-585): Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink. http://tfl.nu/wawv

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(801): View more from Utah

You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.

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(801): You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age. http://tfl.nu/6o7l

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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.

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(706): Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time. http://tfl.nu/63oo

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