I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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