we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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