theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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