im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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