Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
