i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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