He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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