i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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