my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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