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Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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