apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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