He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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