dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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