Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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