I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
In other news, I just burned my penis
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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