I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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