i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
look no pants
Its about making memories worth repressing
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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