***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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