Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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