With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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