You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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