i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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