I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I understand Curling. That high.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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