Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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