I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Small penises have feelings too.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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