As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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