I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and she was petting her beer can
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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