Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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