does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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