Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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