i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I smell stomach acid.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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