Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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