glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize