don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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