Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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