i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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