And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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