I want to make a zoo with you.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Randomize
