I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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