This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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