I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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