but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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