Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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