so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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