thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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