LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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