we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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