I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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Shame?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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