He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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