I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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