it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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