Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Randomize