every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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