We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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