Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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